Say it ain’t so!

After much consideration, my primary caretaker here at Deetjens, Doris, has decided  (here I will spit a hairball) to put me, me, Fabio! on a diet.

Now, honestly, it’s true that in the prime of my life, I have developed a certain, um, gravitas. Sometimes I get teased about my “cleavage” and I do like to take life nice and slow. However, I’m still pretty nimble on roof-tops and fences, and always enjoy my strolls through Deetjens’ gardens.

In order to communicate my frustration at the reduction of kibble in my bowl, I have been on the hunt recently, and have received some praise for my efforts, which is gratifying.

We are enjoying the beginnings of a beautiful Spring here at the Inn, the flowers are returning and the wisteria is just about to bloom. So I suppose it can’t hurt to be a little more fit and trim. After all, swimsuit season is just around the corner!

Hope to see you at the Inn soon for a healthy, (low-calorie?) breakfast or dinner.

Hugs and furry kisses,

Fabio